Watch out Men! Words that women use in relationships

Hi there. TrudyVan here

I hope that your 2008 will be 2000 and great for you and your families.

I just have to post an email that I received today. It really gave me a good laugh because it is so true. I really related to it.

I give full credit to the person who wrote it. If you are the person or know how actually wrote it please let me know. I would like to personally thank them as well as put there name as author.

This is what the email said:

Watch out Men! Words that women use in relationships

"" Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. ""

This is really good. I hope you all had a good chuckle.

Regards

TrudyVan